This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.VINIQ SHIMMERY LIQUEUR.
Please stop asking me.
someone buy me this immediately
so i was sitting in my intro to media class
and then our principal barges in with a bunch of russian people and tells them i’m a professional blogger
that just happened
0 to 100 real quick
but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention
wanna know how i got these scars
most disappointing joker story ever
“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”
the last sentence
There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.
Day 8 Favorite Movie: Jirachi Wish Maker (2003)
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
Night Vale Podcast Tweets
when ur crush asks u who ur crush is